Kamis, 17 Februari 2011
Kasih Itu Adalah.....?
Kasih itu sabar; kasih itu murah hati; ia tidak cemburu. Ia tidak memegahkan diri dan tidak sombong. Ia tidak melakukan yang tidak sopan dan tidak mencari keuntungan diri sendiri. Ia tidak pemarah dan tidak menyimpan kesalahan orang lain. Ia tidak bersukacita karena ketidakadilan, tetapi karena kebenaran. Ia menutupi segala sesuatu, percaya segala sesuatu, mengharapkan segala sesuatu, sabar menanggung segala sesuatu.
Senin, 14 Februari 2011
"You're A Vampire" by One-Eyed Doll OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
I’d kiss your teeth
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
If you weren’t a vampire
You look so sharp
In your cloak and slippers
I’d be your girl if you weren’t a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
La La La
Let’s go outside
And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
I’d introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
But you’re so sweet
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
If you weren’t a vampire
You look so sharp
In your cloak and slippers
I’d be your girl if you weren’t a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
La La La
Let’s go outside
And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
I’d introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
But you’re so sweet
You look so fine
When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn’t use it
It’s decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson
I’d kiss your teeth
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
Because you’re a vampire
When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn’t use it
It’s decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson
I’d kiss your teeth
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
Because you’re a vampire
"You're A Vampire" by One-Eyed Doll OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
I’d kiss your teeth
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
If you weren’t a vampire
You look so sharp
In your cloak and slippers
I’d be your girl if you weren’t a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
La La La
Let’s go outside
And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
I’d introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
But you’re so sweet
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
If you weren’t a vampire
You look so sharp
In your cloak and slippers
I’d be your girl if you weren’t a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
La La La
Let’s go outside
And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
I’d introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
But you’re so sweet
You look so fine
When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn’t use it
It’s decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson
I’d kiss your teeth
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
Because you’re a vampire
When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn’t use it
It’s decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson
I’d kiss your teeth
I’d do your taxes
I’ll be your girl
Because you’re a vampire
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
I’d like to go on a picnic with you
But you’ll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
Because you’re a vampire
Travie McCoy: Billionaire ft. Bruno Mars [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
Bruno Mars I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad Buy all of the things I never had I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights, yeaaah A different city every night oh I swear The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire Travie McCoy Yeah I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of Everyday Christmas give Travie a wish list I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt and adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh!t Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this And last but not least grant somebody their last wish It's been a couple months since I’ve single so You can call me Travie Claus minus the ho-ho Get it, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did Yeah can’t forget about me stupid Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music Bruno Mars Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights A different city every night oh I swear The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire (oooh ooh) when I’m a Billionaire (oooh ooooh) Travie McCoy I’ll be playing basketball with the President Dunking on his delegates Senator ... his political etiquette Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it But keep the fives, twenty's ...completely separate And yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket We in recession but let me take a crack at it I’ll probably take whatever left and just split it up So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks And not a single tummy around me Would know what hungry was Eating good sleeping soundly I know we all have a similar dream Go in your pocket pull out your wallet And put it in the air and sing Bruno Mars I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad (so bad) Buy all of the things I never had I wanna be on the cover of Forbes Magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights A different city every night oh I swear The world better prepare for when I’m a billionaire (oooh ooh sing it) when I’m a Billionaire (oooh ooooh) I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad
Jaeson Ma - Love (feat. Bruno Mars)
Verse 1
Now Hollywood wants to make you think they know what love is. But I´m a tell you what true love is. Love is not what you see in the movies. Its not the ecstasy its not what you see in that scene you know what I mean? I´m telling you right now true love is sacrifice. Love is thinking about others before you think about yourself love is selfless not selfish. Love is God and God is love. Love is when you lay down your life for another whether for your brother your mother your father or your sister its even laying down your life for your enemies that´s unthinkable but think about that. Love is true. Think.
Chorus:
I´ll put you in front of me
So everybody can see
My love this is my love
I know that I´ll be alright
As long as you are my guide
My love this is my love
Verse 2
Love is patient love is kind. It does not envy it does not boast it is not proud. It is not rude it is not self-seeking it is not easily angered it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects always trusts always hopes it always perseveres.
Love never fails. Love is everlasting its eternal it goes on and on it goes beyond time love is the only thing that will last when you die but ask the question why? Do you have love?
Chorus
Verse 3
There is no greater love than this than he who lays down his life for his friends. Now are you willing to lay down your life for your friends? You´re probably willing to lay down your life for your mother your father or your best friends but are you willing to lay down your life for even those that hate you? I´m going to tell you who did that the definition of love is Jesus Christ. He is love. The nails in his hands the thorns in his brow hanging on a cross for your sin my sins that is LOVE he died for you and me while we still hated him that is love. God is true love and if you don´t know this love now is the time to know perfect love.
Chorus
Now Hollywood wants to make you think they know what love is. But I´m a tell you what true love is. Love is not what you see in the movies. Its not the ecstasy its not what you see in that scene you know what I mean? I´m telling you right now true love is sacrifice. Love is thinking about others before you think about yourself love is selfless not selfish. Love is God and God is love. Love is when you lay down your life for another whether for your brother your mother your father or your sister its even laying down your life for your enemies that´s unthinkable but think about that. Love is true. Think.
Chorus:
I´ll put you in front of me
So everybody can see
My love this is my love
I know that I´ll be alright
As long as you are my guide
My love this is my love
Verse 2
Love is patient love is kind. It does not envy it does not boast it is not proud. It is not rude it is not self-seeking it is not easily angered it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects always trusts always hopes it always perseveres.
Love never fails. Love is everlasting its eternal it goes on and on it goes beyond time love is the only thing that will last when you die but ask the question why? Do you have love?
Chorus
Verse 3
There is no greater love than this than he who lays down his life for his friends. Now are you willing to lay down your life for your friends? You´re probably willing to lay down your life for your mother your father or your best friends but are you willing to lay down your life for even those that hate you? I´m going to tell you who did that the definition of love is Jesus Christ. He is love. The nails in his hands the thorns in his brow hanging on a cross for your sin my sins that is LOVE he died for you and me while we still hated him that is love. God is true love and if you don´t know this love now is the time to know perfect love.
Chorus
Sabtu, 12 Februari 2011
My Stupid Boss 7!
Curhatan Bossman ke istrinya..
Bossman: Mama.. mamaaa.. dimana kah kau beradaaa..
Bu Boss: ........................ (buta kali lu. Gue lagi sauna di depan lu gini kok ga liat)
Bossman: Mah, itu kerani saya kayaknya udah gila beneran.
Bu Boss: Ya karena dia kerja sama kamu.
Bossman: Ah! Enggak! Nih saya liat surat dia untuk siapa nih si Sowen Sowen gitu namanya, Mah. Dia gila buku Twilight kali ya, Mah? Coba mama baca...
Surat Terbuka Untuk Bella Swan
Pa kabar lo? Lo tau kan gue tanya kabar lo itu basa-basi. Kalo mo ngikutin EYD Yus Badudu maupun Anton Hilman dan bahkan Beethoven (woooiii.. Beethoven itu composer laaah bukan ahli bahasa kaleee.. dudul juga ni yg nulis surat) nulis surat tuh awalnya basa-basi dulu jadi gak usah ke-GR-an deh lo bedua wokeh?
Gue udah nonton tuh Eclipse. 2 kali, bok. Giling aje 2 kali! Eits jangan salah.. Gue bukannya kebelet pengen ngeliat elo berdua cium2an gitu iiih cis kacang buncis enclek! Gue cuman kebelet boker doang pas Paul berubah jadi serigala ibu2 eh abu2. Eh eh ya ampun ampun Pauuul! Easy, mate.. easy.. calm dooown. Jangan marah lagi doong.. Gue kan cuman salah ketik doang! Mana lah mungkin ibu2 jadi srigala.. kalo pun iya pastinya lo satu2nya srigala yg nongkrong di dapur gitchu. Loh ini kok jadi lari sih suratnya?! Bukannya buat Edward dan Bella neh?
Ok deh balik ke topik hidayat. Gini ya Bella, sebagai sesama wanita, gue cuman mau nasihatin elu demi kebaikan elu sendiri. Lo gak usah kuatir gue bakalan ngerebut Edward dari lo karena gak usah direbut pun dia akan lari ke gue karena gue lebih gendut dari lo yg artinya darah gue 21 liter lebih banyak dari darah lo kan? (Giling.. tengki minyak kale gueeee...). Tentu lo masih ingat surat terbuka gue buat lo yg pertama dulu. Dan gue liat lo sama sekali gak ada perubahan di Eclipse malahan makin keterlaluan! Kalo bikin elo sadar utk berkaca dan melihat ke diri lo sendiri apakah jerawat lo nambah atu ato sembilan, gak bakalan elu sadar. Jadi gue akan bikin lo sadar dengan cara lain.
Edward. You go tell Bella. Everytime you kiss her, you suffer right? Kenapa sih pake nutupin segala pake bilang rasanya kayak tenggorokan lo disterika?
Bella: Iya, Edward? Lo cium gue tersiksa kayak disterika? Setrikaan listrik apa steam?
Edward: Sterikaan arang, Ayangku...
Gue: Plak!! Gak usah sok manja deeeeh.. gue bacok lo ntar!
Eh Edward, lo bilang gih ke si Bella terus terang kalo lo tersiksa bukan karena pengen ngisep darah dia. Dan elo Bella, gak usah ke GR an deh. Ge aja nih yg udah pengalaman dalam bercinta (A. Rafiq sekaleee), bisa tau apa yg terjadi sebenarnya. Nih ya Bel, gue buka2an aja ma lo percakapan gue ma Edward waktu itu…
Edward: Tharleng..
Gue: Ga usah darling2an deh.. gue ini Wolf girl.. ntar gue cakar! *benerin sanggul*
Edward: Taelah darling okem bener deh ah.. jangan galak2 gitu dong.. mata genit mana mata geniiit??
Gue: *wink wink wink*
Edward: Pinterrrrrr deh tharleeeng…
Gue: Lo mau apa? Gue belum gajian. Gaji gue masih digantung ma si Kloningan Lele.. jadi gue kagak bisa talangin duit kost2an elu dulu...
Bossman: Loh kok saya dibawa-bawa?? Salah saya apa dalam cerita ini??
Edward + Gue: DIAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Lu gak seharusnya ngomong di sini!
Bossman: teziiinggggg.... ngaciiirrrr...
Edward: Tharleng.. mo denger gak? Gue mo curhat nih.. soal si Bella. Ga tahan juga lama2. Anaknya menyek menyek bener. Pengen diladenin kek PIV..
Gue: Hah? Paan tuh PIV?
Edward: Itu loh.. Perry Important Verson..
Gue: (mandangin Edward atas bawah) Lo gede di Cimahi ye?
Edward: Kok tau? Lo juga ya? Jalan apa?
Gue: Ada deh.. mo tau? Cepek dulu dong..
Edward: Udah ah! Gue mo curhat nih! Lo tau gak tiap kali gue cipok si Bella.. duh ampun pengen deh gue ngacir cir gobang gocir..
Gue: Napa mangnya? Katanya tiap kali lo cium dia, rasanya kayak nelen setrikaan ya? Panasonic apa Sharp?
Edward: .............. Makanya kalo punya duit beli sekop doong..! Korek tuh kuping lo! Bukannya nelen sterikaan! Tapi kayak disetrika!
Gue: Ya sama aja lah.. pokoknya judulnya setrikaan...
Edward: Sebenarnya.. gue nyium dia tuh serem tau gak lo.
Gue: Hah? Kok gayanya kayak dia yg serem ma elu..
Edward: Iya.. serem! Serem banget!
Gue: Ngapa... (serigala betawi neh)
Edward: Masak lo gak tau?
Gue: Enggak.
Edward: Mangnya lo kagak tau ngapa?? (vampire tenabang sogo jongkok)..
Gue: Kagaaaaak!
Edward: Giginya GERAHAM semua!!!!
Tuh kan Bella! Gue bilang juga apa? Jadi selama ini muke si Edward meringis2 tiap kali cium lo gitu bukannya krn tersiksa tapi ketakutan bibir dia lonyot dimakan ma gigi lu, Bel…! Jadi kek nyium TRex! Tau gitu lo biarin aja dia nyium gue. Gigi gue ga kayak TRex.. ya kayak bemper truk gandeng doang. Lumayan deh kalopun dia mati gara2 kelindes ma gue kan masih ada yg bisa dikubur.. ktimbang dimakan elu kagak ada sisa tuh badan dia cuman jadi tokai Trex…
Jadi sebaiknya lo sadar bahwa lo bener2 udah bikin dia tersiksa. Dan juga Jacob. Lo tau lo gak mau ama Jacob. Kenapa juga lo pesugihan terus buat dukunin si Jacob? Dia tuh maunya ama gue. Lu kagak liat apa tattoo di lengan kanannya tuh gambar apa sebenarnya? Gambar gue lagi tejengkang, Bel!
Bella: Hiks.. (nangis new delhi)... iya.. huhu huuuu... gue sadar sekarang kalo gue.. kalo gue.. huhuhu... jahaaaaat....
Gue: Lo ga jahat. Lo cuman selfish dan abegong banget.. get over it girl.. Edward bukan milik lo seorang. Dia milik semua cewek2 dan ibu2 yg lagi pada ilfil ma lakinye gara2 keburu kawin sebelum kenal ma Edward.. dan pastinya Jacob adalah milik gue ya gak Bel...
Bella: *srooooooot* (buang ingus) jadi.. apa yg harus gue lakukan? Can you speak English? My bahasa is not good...
Gue: Well.. looking back on the things I've done.. I was trying to be someone I played my part..
Bella: Kok kayak lagunya Backstreet Boys?
Gue: Ah masak sih? Bukannya Amy Search?
Bella: Diam kamu, Isaura!
Gue: Sudahlah, Rudolfo!
Lady Gaga: Dont call my nameeeee.. Alejandrooooo.....
Jadi ya gitu deh… buat lo berdua.. Edward dan Bella.. kalo lo emang mau terus indehoian bedua, ya terserah elu deh. Gue udah bilang ma Jacob buat gak ikut campur urusan pampir pampiran begeneeeee. Darah gue diisep nyamuk aja gue gak rela apalagi pampir cape deeee.. Oh satu lagi. Eh Edward, lu bisa gak sih nunjukkin hormat lo ama bokap lo si Carlisle? Bisa gak sih lo gak nyinggung hati dia dgn menyesali kenyataan lo jadi pampir? Berpikir positif dong.. Kalo dia gak nolongin lo saat itu, lo kagak bakalan ketemu Bella kan? Yg ada lo pacaran ma si Kunti. Lo mesti bersyukur jadi pampir.. at least lo gak usah mikirin surga ma neraka.. Jadi stop whinning about being a vampire cos whatever it is, you get so many chances to experience what the mortal dont.. contohnya nih... lo bisa nongkrong di wc umum berjam2 tanpa takut pintu digedor orang… gak perlu langsung tobat sehabis nonton 2012.. gak perlu takut digebukin org sekampung gara2 nyolong jemuran.. lo juga ga perlu nahan tengsin pake kolor di luar cuman buat jadi Superman.. dan yg paling penting tau gak apaan? Lo bisa maen Farmville sampek level ke 1 milyar!
Jadi lo seharusnya bersyukur lo itu immortal. Udahan ah.. lo bedua pikirin apa yg gue bilang tadi ya.. ok deh gue ma Jacob mo ke salon dulu rebonding bulu wolf kita nih udah kepanjangan deeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Gak Love Buh-Bye!
Meh
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